Vagina Headlines

AOL news is freaking me out.

Last night there was a woman who was allergic to her husband’s sperm—she formed blisters inside her vagina and everything.

Tonight it is a woman whose vagina fell out.

Let’s see, and there was the gang rape at the high school.

Oh, and the Cleveland house of horror where the man had bodies in his house decaying that he had raped and murdered.

Everyone already knows about the shooting slaughter at the military base by the psychiatrist. But I digress, because that isn't directly related to vaginas.

Yes, this was a lovely week of news.

Where are the warm, fuzzy stories?